Faith
is believing something that you know isn’t true. –Mark Twain
What exactly is
orthodox Christianity, in simple words?
It
is a religion that requires you to believe that a person named Jesus, who was
his own father, died for your sins; sins which you acquired because a wicked
serpent convinced your ancestors to steal a magical fruit from a magical tree. To
gain salvation, you must tell Jesus telepathically that since he loves you, you
love him back, and that you will no longer sin. Then, accept that he died for
your sins. After that, you must overdress every Sunday morning and spend the
whole day apologizing for being born as a human. Else, you’ll burn in hell for
eternity.
Yeah,
I know the above description wouldn’t make any sense to a human being who has a
sense of logic. Sadly, there is nothing in orthodox Christianity that can be
explained logically. And when I say “nothing”, I mean- NOTHING. Because “logic”
is something orthodox Christians don’t have. Anyway, let us “try” to look at
some things in Christianity from a logical point of view.
(Note
that unlike my other articles, here I am using the word- Yahweh. I feel that a God,
who demands the death of innocent creatures, who commands people to kill those
who don’t worship him, approves rape and so on, doesn’t deserve the name.)
Number 1- Noah’s ark
According
to the Bible, Noah was the only person who was good and righteous among the
people of his time. So, Yahweh decided to kill all other people and protect
only Noah. So, he decided to send a big flood that would drown the whole earth
killing EVERYONE. Is it believable that all other people including their
children were so evil that they all deserved death? I don’t think so. But,
anyway, since the “holy” Bible says so, we will buy it just for now.
Now,
a question comes here. If Yahweh was all powerful, why on earth didn’t he just
send some wild animals like he did later in “Kings”? Why not just send a
thunderstorm that would strike all other people except Noah? Why not just make
them sick? If he is really “all powerful”, he could also kill them using heart
attacks. So, why cause so much unnecessary commotion by creating a flood? It is
also hard to understand why Yahweh decided to kill the innocent animals along
with the supposed sinful humans.
Anyway,
let’s leave those questions because we know they can’t be answered. So, Yahweh
made Noah create a boat and take a pair of every animal and bird with him. Is
that believable? Let’s see… Noah lived in Israel, and to get the polar bears,
he had to travel all the way to the North Pole on foot. How much time would
that take? More than one year. But, Genesis 7: 4 says that Yahweh gave him only
seven days. So, how on earth did he bring the polar bears from the North Pole,
penguins from the South Pole, and camels from the desert and so on in such a
short time? Well, Yahweh does work in “mysterious” ways, so maybe he did some
kind of miracle to teleport them, isn’t that right? Okay, then, we will buy
this excuse too, for now.
So,
the boat had to be large enough to carry all the millions of species of animals
that this world has. So, how was it built in such a short time? It would also
take Noah a lot of time to collect food for all the animals. Plus, where would
he keep them? Logical or illogical, there is simply NO explanation for these
questions. Plus, this incident took place thousands of years ago. So, from
where on earth did Noah buy a refrigerating system to keep the polar bears and
penguins alive?
So,
it explains that this story is just another nonsense fairytale. A fairytale
that even adults believe.
Number 2- Hell and
heaven
A
story also goes that the righteous will go to heaven while the sinners will go
to hell. They say that Yahweh rules over the whole universe except hell. So,
hell is the only place over which Yahweh does not rule. Because the devil rules
over it.
Let
us suppose that hell exists. So, suppose you lied, you cheated, you committed
unlawful sexual acts, you committed murder and so on, and in the end, you had
to go to hell. According to orthodox Christians, now you will be punished. By
the devil, that is. Again, let’s not forget that you were a liar, a cheater, an
adulterer and a murderer. In other words, you were evil. And so is the devil!
So, why on earth would the devil punish you? Hell, you are one of his buddies!
If
one uses plain old logic, this theory about heaven and hell doesn’t make any
sense either.
Number 3- Laughable
stories that make no sense
Some
stories of the Bible are so horrible and disgusting that it can only leave the
reader wondering what its purpose is. Let’s look at the story in Judges 19: 16-
29. A man and his concubine take shelter for the night in an old man’s place.
That night, a group of wild men appear at the door and asks the old man for his
guest because they wanted to rape him. Surprisingly, the old man values a
stranger whom he just met more than his young virgin daughter. He offers his
daughter instead. The wild men are still not satisfied, so the old man decides
to send his guest’s concubine out. The wild men were given permission to do
whatever they wanted with her. The men brutally rape her all night and at last,
the poor woman dies on the doorstep of the house where her husband was staying.
The Bible does not mention her husband crying or feeling any pity over her
death. Instead he cuts her corpse into twelve pieces and sends them to
different tribes of Israel.
Moral
of this story? I would hope none.
Seriously,
only those orthodox Christians can find logic and justice in such disgusting
stories. It also leaves me wondering why Yahweh didn’t do anything to save the
poor woman. Maybe it’s because he works in “mysterious” ways. So “mysterious”
that he couldn’t come to save the poor woman.
Number 4- Numerous contradictions
in the first chapters of Genesis
From
a scientific point of view, everything in all the chapters of Genesis is plain
garbage. But, even if they were taken to be true for now, we would still find
contradictions.
Genesis
1: 4 describes Yahweh creating light. But he created the sun much later, in
Genesis 1: 16. So, how can there be light without the Sun?
Genesis
also describes Yahweh creating the plants before he created the Sun. So, how in
the world can the plants survive, much less, grow without a sun?
The
Bible is full of such nonsense and garbage that contradicts science. So many
people were fooled by the Bible, and so many still are. Abraham Lincoln said-
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of
the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.
It’s
so pathetic that orthodox Christians believe that human-sacrificing and animal-sacrificing
primitives living around three thousand years ago knew more about biology and
the universe than modern-day scientists.
Orthodox
Christians have a tendency to dislike scientists because they showed the real truth to the world. But, still
they use computers and other technologies to spread their madness and false
propaganda, while forgetting that those very technologies they use were
invented by the very scientists they hate.
I
am also sure that it isn’t very hard to find an orthodox Christian today who
will say that people who don’t believe in their religion should be stoned to
death. All I can say is that this is a wrong attitude towards life and
religion.
Blessed
are the merciful.